Klingon Programmer Philosophy

Subject: Humor: philosphy of a true Klingon programmer

Taken from: comp.os.ms-windows.programmer.win32 (Author unknown)

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:

10) This code is a GAGH! You have no honor!
9) A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
8) By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!
7) You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!
6) Our competitors are without honor!
5) Specs are for the weak and timid!
4) This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle!
3) Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Let's ship it!
2) My program has just dumped Stovo Core!
1) Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior who ever lived!

Last modification: 6 january 1998
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